25 Pretentious Metalhead Memes For The Satanically Inclined

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Meeeeesh
May 5, 2019 8:00 PM EDT

Metal is a way of life. You don't just listen to metal music - you breathe it, live it, and sacrifice small children to it. Just kidding about the last one, but if you know any metalheads IRL, then you'll know how metal really can be a way of life for a lot of people!

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    Caption that reads, "Doctor: this might hurt a little; Kid: ok; Doctor: Michael Akerfeldt is never going to growl on an Opeth album ever again" above a stock photo of a doctor treating a patient
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    Caption that reads, "When your kids start listening to the same heavy metal music you do" above images of Skeletor and a bunch of mini Skeletors
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    Caption that reads, "Me: I should expand my musical horizons and not just play metal all the time. I'll try a softer instrument; Also me: ..." above a photo of a book titled "Black Sabbath for Ukulele"
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    Still of Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp children in The Sound of Music saying, "The ace of spades. The ace of spades..."
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    Caption that reads, "When you die and see Euronymous chilling in Valhalla" above a photo of a guy defending himself with a shield
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    Cool - TWO DRUM PATTERNS IN THE SAME SONG?! YOU SELL OUT quickmeme.com
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    Facial expression - When your grandpa is talking about how controversial Elvis's lyrics are and then you play him Infant Annihilator SDUN srst.in.es The future is now, old man.
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    Cuisine - OiderOrB Someihing ren
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    Cool - BEST HISTORY TEACHERS IN THE WORLD. DONTEVEN HAVE DEGREES
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    Photo caption - THERE IS A BOND WITH METALHEADS THAT IF YOU'RE NOT A METALHEAD YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
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    Floor - DAVE MUST STAIN imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - TAKE MY HAND WEREOFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
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    Hair - So yousee, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile.
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    Photo caption - Mom: "metal is just a phase honey, you will grow out of it" Me: (80 years later)
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    Cartoon - When a band's music is brutal and heavy but the lyrics are positive and motivating facebook.com/InPrism er i don't like to feel good!I like to feel evil!
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    Fictional character - I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT DIO DIED FROM CANCER HE HAD TO HAVE DIED IN BATTLE AGAINSTA THOUSAND DRAGONS, ONLY TO TRANSCEND TO ANOTHER DIMENSION TO COMPLETE HIS QUEST TO RESTORE METAL IN THE MULTIVERSE!
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    Cartoon - car salesman: slaps megadeth* this bad boy can fit so many f cking lineup changes in it
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    Album cover - Count GiveSnack
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    Cat - Metalcore fans taste in music be like Breakdowns and Catchy Choruses Bleghs CORE
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    Poster - DEMONAZ HOW HE ACHIEVED HIS KVLT STATUS 42 KRIEG STYLES TO BLACKEN YOUR WARDROBE CORPSE PAINT Suitable for weddings, parties and work outings!
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    Dog - When you meet a metalhead girl and she is cute and everything but she can growl deeper that you EGUARD HURTA TTA LIFE
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    Photo caption - don't deserve me at my Then you If you didn't love me at my
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    Advertising - MARKETING. Tired of German techno? Try some Swedish metal. The Volvo S80 Designed around you DONEF CKING RIGHT
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    Cool - DIMMUBORGIR TOO MAINSTREAM quickmeme.com
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    Cartoon - scrotumcoat not many people know metallica opened for jesus' birth
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